A man is caught by the police talking on mobile while driving. The policeman asks the man to come out.
Man: Haan ji. (Yes, sir.)
Policeman: Ji aap phone par baat kar rahe they. Challan katega. (You were talking on mobile while driving. A challan will be raised against you.)
Man: Phone toh bada achchha hai aapke paas. Kitni salary hai aapki. (You have a damn good mobile phone. How much is your salary?)
Policeman: Policewale kee salary poochh raha hai tu. (You are asking the salary of a policeman.)
Man: Haanji, poochh raha hoon. (Yes. I am asking.)
Policeman: Chal de yahan se. (Go away from here.)
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