Overheard in the office of a politico in India #9 - Land Cruiser kam average deti hai

A politico is having a discussion with his men in his lavish room.

Men: Bhaiya, maine toh apni Land Cruiser bech dee. (Big brother, I have sold my Land Cruiser.)

Politico: Kyon, kya hua. (Why, what happened?)

Men: Arre bhaiya, hamara kahan muqabla hoga aapse. Itne kam average mein kya kar paoonga main. (Brother, I am nothing in comparison to you. It had a terrible average.)

Politico: Kitna deti thi. (What was the average?)

Men: Yehi koi char-panch, so maine bech dee. (It was just 4-5 kilometers per liter, so I sold it.)